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Virginia Fairydust Humble is a 73-year-old senior politician who enjoys relaxing, recycling and reading. She is gentle and smart, but can also be very boring and a bit unstable.

She is an Irish Muslim. She has a post-graduate degree in philosophy, politics and economics. She is allergic to wool. She has a severe phobia of baked beans, and is obsessed with over-knee socks.

Physically, Virginia is in good shape. She is very short with fair skin, white hair and brown eyes. She has asymmetrical ears.

She grew up in a working class neighbourhood. She was raised by her father, her mother having left when she was young.

She is currently single. Her most recent romance was with a plumber called Patrick Sonny Alvarez, who was the same age as her. They broke up because Patrick got fed up of how Virginia talked to people.

Virginia’s best friend is a senior politician called Julia Hunter. They get on well most of the time. She also hangs around with a senior politician called Rohan Morgan. They enjoy attending museums together.

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